February 2012
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a writer and nothing else:: If you were a word,... →
athousandlittlewords:
If you were a word, what would you be?
If I were a word, I wouldn’t roll easily off the tongue. I would have sharp edges and loud sounds, consonants and vowels, and leave an acrid taste. I would be contrapuntal or conundrum or chaotic. I have an affinity for sounds that are a little…
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10 good reasons why women should stay away from... →
Damn straight.
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January 2012
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December 2011
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When Merlin is calling the Dragon he growls at the...
nochoiceabouttheembracemerlin:
Who thought it would be okay for him to do that?!
Jesus
I swear, that is like the sexiest thing ever.
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November 2011
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“Intimacy is based on shared vulnerability… nothing deepens intimacy like the...”
– Dossie Easton & Catherine A. Liszt (via -cream-and-sugar)
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Ten Things For Tough Girls →
fuckyeahtoughgirls:
You can wear whatever the fuck you want.
If you like guys, and someone says to you, “You’ll never get a guy looking like that,” THEY ARE WRONG. Not every guy likes a frilly girly girl — some men think tough girls are hot.
If someone calls you a dyke? Remember this: DYKES ARE FUCKING AWESOME.
Take up space. Be loud. Be assertive. If people want you to be small, turn the...
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October 2011
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September 2011
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The curate thinks you have no soul; I know that he has none. But you, Dear friend, whose solemn self-control, In our foursquare familiar pew, Was pattern to my youth — whose bark Called me in summer dawns to rove — Have you gone down into the dark Where none is welcome — none may love? I will not think those good brown eyes Have spent their life of truth so soon; But in...
July 2011
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“You drank the whole fairy. Now go to your room!”
– Sookie to Eric after he drained her fairy godmother dry, True Blood S04E04 “I’m Alive and On Fire”
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June 2011
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MPF
T: what is it with the constant MPF (Married People Filth) on that side of the table?
R: look who's talking - YOU on the other hand are living in sin - effing without the emming - that's so uncool man!
T: well at least there's pee involved
R: ew
May 2011
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“I looked at it for an eighth of a second and realized that if I’d seen any more,...”
– Moby on the Pain of Watching Himself in a Homemade Porno (via The Quietus)
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Are these cows just awesome or what? →
Since 1923, Heren cows have been going head to head in Aproz, Switzerland during the annual “Battle of the Queens.” The rules: The cows simply push, forehead against forehead using their horns until the new queen has forced all the other leaders to retreat.
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Lemons
S: the batmobile has been blessed. squishing lemons is fun times
H: dehi kapeema?
S: i think so? where they put limes under the wheels and you squish them?
H: pol gaseema?
H: we sinhalese love to destroy produce in the name of good luck
D: didn't realise you were superstitious like that
S: i'm not. was pacifying the parents
T: shooooore
R: fucking hell. i've never done that. though i think we go to the temple after buying a new car.
D: going to the temple is even worse guy
R: worse in terms of time wasting, yes. not as ridiculous as crushing limes. IMHO.
D: lime crushing is a 20 second job. it wins for being less lame
S: indeed
D: you fucking pagans
R: says the person who prays to a zombie born to a virgin.
D: damn straight. at least citrus isn't a key player in the shit we do.
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Turn Ons Optional
I was just reviewing a user manual and spotted this little gem:
Turn Ons (optional, activated upon request)
Once a turn on is created and saved, an additional tab will appear.
Additional tab? Yeah, in my pants baby!
April 2011
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An impromptu conversation recorded whilst in Kandy...
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“This tastes like the man’s thing.”
– Nilakshi J.
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Day At The Spa: Observations & Lessons Learnt
1. You know how I was expecting a nubile young thing? I ended up with a veritable Helga. She grabbed me with her meaty paws and broke me into pieces. When she eventually put me back together after six hours, I was a better woman. As you can imagine, I tipped her generously.
2. I am married to a shameless exhibitionist. Having warned him to wear fitting briefs to the spa and not boxers (because it...
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Overheard at #HotelSuisse breakfast buffet
Australian Tourist Overlord: Can I get some fruit crêpes please?
Sri Lankan Waiter Minion: Ah?
Australian Tourist Overlord: You know crêpes? With fruit on them?
Sri Lankan Waiter Minion: Ah?
Australian Tourist Overlord: Crêpes man. This pancake thing you're doing? Just put the fruit on them.
Sri Lankan Waiter Minion: PROOT? Ah yes proot. There sir. /gestures towards fresh fruit section enthusiastically
Australian Tourist Overlord: YES. I. KNOW. I want you to take some of that and put them on the damn crêpes!
Sri Lankan Waiter Minion: Ah? Here dosa sir. No proot sir.
Australian Tourist Overlord: @$#$##$@#$!#$#
Dear Tailor Dude, I do not appreciate spending upwards of 45 minutes in your stuffy store, being told in 3 different languages how I must position my nipple in the centre of the saree jacket’s bra cup in order to achieve the correct fit A) No man tells me where to put my girls B) You are no more a tailor than I could be a body double for Tinkerbell
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“There’d better be a champagne pissing unicorn at this wedding…”
– Indika R.
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“I’d heard all the reasons about why Sri Lanka dropped Mendis today but...”
– Jim Clear - India v Sri Lanka - Cricket World Cup 2011 as it happened | guardian.co.uk
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“I used to have an assistant whose grandmother had held Murali as a baby....”
– Richard O’Hagan - India v Sri Lanka - Cricket World Cup 2011 live | guardian.co.uk
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March 2011
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I feel sorry for the bull