Some poor sod just came bearing this letter:
I am the postman in this area who has been delivering express and special letters to your office and workshop daily.
I currently hope that your good elves will kind consider your Xmax donation the same this year.
Thanking you for the generous act same time wishing you Merry Xmax and prosperous a happy New Year.
I beg to your obedient servant.
Boss wants us to tell him to check with the North Pole. I would but I’m laughing too hard.